November 8th 2005

Today I hung out at the truckstop two miles from my house right off the highway. I like it there because I always meet such characters. I brought my cousin Mark because his mom left him out in the snow last year and he's creepy now, so no one
will hang out with him but me. Sometimes he'll look at people and he'll just start crapping his pants like crazy. I asked him if it had something to do with how he got left out in the snow and he said no, and I thought that was awesome. We stopped at the 7-11 on the way and they were selling copies of the new Regis Philbin jazz classics cd for 18.99, so we bought 6 of them to give to truck drivers. The lady at the register said that was a sweet thing for us to do, then gave us the finger. When we got to the truckstop we went to the diner and had soup. I tried to pay the bill with Regis cds, but it didn't work, so Mark started crapping in front of the waitress and we got the soup for free because she thought he was retarded, which I just found out, he is. lol! Mark met Tina Turner in a Matrix Chatroom and they became pretty tight, so she showed up a little bit later and helped us beat the shit out of some wild boars in the woods behind the truckstop. She sang that "rollin on a river" song on a loop for us for like 6 hours until I told her my grandmother just passed away and she let me leave. I forgot Mark in the woods, but his mother said he'll be fine. lol!