December 9th

December 10

I dropped off the Lionel Ritchie tour due to creative differences and his insane body odor. I have managed to keep pretty busy though;

-Went ice fishing with Bill Cosby and he wouldn't shut the fuck up so I left. Then he called me later on my cell phone saying he was on PCP and having the time of his life and eating more pudding than I could ever dream of.

-Called my uncle's friend Henry and we watched The Good Son together. We talked for hours about how tough it would be to have to pick which boy to hang on to on the cliff and we ate an entire thing of ice cream! (that's like 20 Weight Watchers points! lol). He said the conversation made him feel gay and then he made me arm wrestle him for like 4 hours.