Feb 1st 2006

Last night, while we were playing Cranium, Mr. T got a phone call at at 3am from John C. Lipton Jr., the 15 year old son of Lipton Tea president and CEO John C. Lipton Sr. He was calling to ask Mr. T if he'd like to be involved in a new ad campaign where they'd call him Mr. Teabag. I am sitting 3 feet away during this phone call and I can hear the kid's friends in the background making farting sounds and wildly laughing at the suggestion of Mr. Teabag, which is all well and good but...Mr. T is so hard up for cash and such a basically untalented human, that he agrees to the ad campaign anyway.
So me and Mr. Teabag are in Burbank, CA filming a 42 part series of commercials
for Lipton Tea with a web cam and a butt load of fake gold medallions.

With rent so high these days, I decided to sneak back to 1993 and live in Sinbad's pants.