One of my favorite "films" is mannequin. I think Meshach Taylor's performance as Hollywood Montrose has to be one of the most overlooked in movie history. The glasses, the haircut, the strut...he had it all in that role. Now most people assume that Meshach Taylor is dead, which is somewhat true, as he often states that he feels dead inside, but what you may not know about the dude is that he is now a fully licensed Dragon Slayer. One evening last fall Mesach and I rented the "film" Reign of Fire which tells the story of dragons taking over the earth until Christian Bale and Mathew McConaughey team up to "slay" (this is a term Meshach has recently taught me, "slay" means to kill a dragon") all the evil creatures.

Meshach had been getting shit for years for playing the wildly fem Hollywood Montrose character and had been looking to dive into a lifestyle more masculine for
a good amount of time. Reign of Fire inspired him. Mathew McConaughey embodies "MAN" in the film as he often rides on the fucking gun of a tank or can
be seen eating cigars in various scenes. So Meshach went online to the official Dragon Slayer Licensing Website ( http://www.aol.members/thehumptydance/tripod.org/biz/mcconaugheyrulz/dragonslayers/html/paypal) filled out the form::

1. Do you have the fire inside you to slay a dragon y/n
2. Can a dragon fly if a elf curse has been placed on its soul y/n
3. A dragon is a lizard t/f
4. A mummy can only be made from a king's body t/f

and is now a dragon slayer in west hollywood.

I have a new mini book coming out the 3rd week in April! www.thelionandthewire.com I think it's like 4 bux. xo

Bio from the book::


David Conway
Bio

A hero? Every 11 years a man is born ("every 11 years a full grown man is born..." BIRTH MAGAZINE 1989). David Conway enjoys tennis and fucking slaying dragons.


Contact the dragon slayer / tennis player
conway@doghouserecords.com

Favorite color:: the color of a baby's smile
Favorite food:: the taste of a sun beam on the first day of spring?
Favorite movie:: Thrashin'
Favorite day of the week:: Yurkday. Between Monday and Tuesday, you probably don't
notice it because you're trapped in the fucking Matrix.