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Shocking discoveries related to the epic battle between humans
and dragons.

I stole this from a Dragon's living room while on a crusade for women's
rights last Tuesday evening.

The Idiot's Guide to Killing, Melting and Eating Humans.
by Timothy The Dragon

Section 1.
"Myths About Humans"

1. Humans can see. - This is most certainly a myth...Look what
Demi Moore wore to the Oscars this year!

This appears to be the only Human Myth, as the section only
contained this one bit of information.

Section 2.
"Eating Humans"

There are infinite ways to enjoy human flesh, but here are some
tips and ideas for you to...chew on!

1. The juice in human eyeballs can be used as a spice. It is
extremely sweet and tastes similar to Goblin Legs.

2. Human brains should never be fried. Try baking them with
in sauce of a baby's soul or spreading them over
a Warlock's Bones for an appetizer.