Mind Control, ESP, ELO, KMFDM

Exploration of the Dewey Decimal System Part 3

790 Recreational & performing arts
791 Public performances
792 Stage presentations
793 Indoor games & amusements
794 Indoor games of skill
795 Games of chance
796 Athletic & outdoor sports & games
797 Aquatic & air sports
798 Equestrian sports & animal racing
799 Fishing, hunting, shooting

797 Aquatic and Air Sports

If you tell your psychologist your mailman's cowboy hat is floating exactly 7 inches above his head, they will take a sip of coffee and ask you what you think that means. You'll respond that you strongly believe that somehow a super concentrated portion of the earth's upper-atmospheric wind has positioned itself just above a mailman's head serving as some sort of beacon to a higher power. You've confronted the mailman about this phenomenon many times, to which he simply winks and tips his floating cap to you. It is clear that he is somehow involved on a greater level. You will explain the situation to your fat, angry neighbor who will conclude that what you are seeing is simply an air sport.

Cults & Group Think / no dewey decimal system allocation

The most basic feature is the control of human communication within and environment if the control is extremely intense, it becomes internalized control -- an attempt to manage an individual's inner communication control over all a person sees, hears, reads, writes.

A True Believer's Guide to Creating an Omnipotent Being


1. Choose a physical form that has a mystical tone to it, but will also be also vaguely familiar to those non-omnipotents you are trying to influence. (Maybe a wolf with a crown?...I am often a deer with a chain wallet)

2. Make an entrance that won't be forgotten. The use of smoke is highly recommended.

3. Speak in riddles and/or backwards.

4. Float

5. End with a profound statement. Most omnipotents use the phrase, "It will be black in the dead of night."
This is a lyric from Jefferson Starship's "Ride the Tiger" (1974 Dragonfly album). While most
assume it is merely a drug induced and fairly obvious observation on how it is dark out in the middle of the night, it
should be noted that all members of Jefferson Starship are omnipotent beings* and that this particular lyric
is a riddle which buried inside contains the meaning of life.

*While they are omnipotent beings, they are NOT omnipotent human beings.
Jefferson Starship was created as a sort of SOS to their home planet. There are no documented cases of human omnipotents. (Omnipotent Magazine)

6. dress the part. ie robes, scarfs, lace, glitter lipstick, cape, etc etc.


TEST TEST TEST
ok. I want you to think of 5 questions in your head. DON'T TELL ME THEM. Here my friend, are the answers

1. Henry Rollins, a knife, a loaded gun
2. "If you build it they will come"
3. Are you kidding me?! Those aren't even real fingers.
4. Yes
5. Take the third left and then your 2nd right. It'll be on your left.

Bonus answer to the question that will be on your mind when you awake tomorrow morning: He-Man

Thanks for reading.
xo