Werewolves Real!
Werewolves.
From a green and black tripod website I found::
So, what actually is werewolf or lycanthropy? Is it a fact based on concrete evidences? Is it a myth, a fabrication of feeble minds? Is it an exaggeration of some other things? Well, all these questions have been puzzling mankind for last 5 centuries. Though many ingenious hypotheses have been suggested as possible explanations, definite conclusion can't be drawn. Some experts have tried to observe it as purely supernatural phenomena while others have relied on scientific observations. Contradictions and debates still persist and will continue till any single theory solves the jigsaw which seems unlikely considering complexity and diversity of the topic.
Also from the same site::
A study on lycanthropy from the McLean Hospital in New York reported on a series of cases and proposed some diagnostic criteria by which lycanthropy could be classified:
• A patient reports in a moment of clarity or looking back he sometimes feels as an animal or has felt like one.
• A patient behaves in a manner that resembles animal behavior, for example crying, grumbling or creeping.
First off, I couldn't agree more with every bit of insanity on this tripod website. Every morning I get the New York Times delivered to my apartment by an extremely expensive courier service. I wait for him outside my door. When he hands me the paper, I lite it on fire right in front of his face and say "I get all my information from various tripod websites, NY Times can suck it." My friend Tony Bologna had a few laughable arguments against the information above about werewolves. I didn't find any of his thoughts convincing, but I shall post them below anyway.
1. There does not appear to even be a Mclean hostpital in New York.
2. Crying defines someone as a werewolf?
3. How does one creep? If I were to peer around a corner while playing hide and go seek with my daughter, am I considered a werewolf by the doctors of a fake hospital?
4. If I, at one point in my life, felt like a sleepy cat on a lazy Sunday afternoon... that makes me a werewolf?
Tony Bologna is clearing blinded by his unflinching love for his daughter. He must accept the truth around him and realize that he and his 2 and a half year old daughter are werewolves. I am going to prowl (not creep!) the streets tonight and if I see anyone crying I am going to shoot them in the chest with a silver bullet and cut their left ring finger off (the cutting of the finger is more of my trademark thing I am trying to start and doesn't actually have anything to do with the killing of a werewolf).
From a green and black tripod website I found::
So, what actually is werewolf or lycanthropy? Is it a fact based on concrete evidences? Is it a myth, a fabrication of feeble minds? Is it an exaggeration of some other things? Well, all these questions have been puzzling mankind for last 5 centuries. Though many ingenious hypotheses have been suggested as possible explanations, definite conclusion can't be drawn. Some experts have tried to observe it as purely supernatural phenomena while others have relied on scientific observations. Contradictions and debates still persist and will continue till any single theory solves the jigsaw which seems unlikely considering complexity and diversity of the topic.
Also from the same site::
A study on lycanthropy from the McLean Hospital in New York reported on a series of cases and proposed some diagnostic criteria by which lycanthropy could be classified:
• A patient reports in a moment of clarity or looking back he sometimes feels as an animal or has felt like one.
• A patient behaves in a manner that resembles animal behavior, for example crying, grumbling or creeping.
First off, I couldn't agree more with every bit of insanity on this tripod website. Every morning I get the New York Times delivered to my apartment by an extremely expensive courier service. I wait for him outside my door. When he hands me the paper, I lite it on fire right in front of his face and say "I get all my information from various tripod websites, NY Times can suck it." My friend Tony Bologna had a few laughable arguments against the information above about werewolves. I didn't find any of his thoughts convincing, but I shall post them below anyway.
1. There does not appear to even be a Mclean hostpital in New York.
2. Crying defines someone as a werewolf?
3. How does one creep? If I were to peer around a corner while playing hide and go seek with my daughter, am I considered a werewolf by the doctors of a fake hospital?
4. If I, at one point in my life, felt like a sleepy cat on a lazy Sunday afternoon... that makes me a werewolf?
Tony Bologna is clearing blinded by his unflinching love for his daughter. He must accept the truth around him and realize that he and his 2 and a half year old daughter are werewolves. I am going to prowl (not creep!) the streets tonight and if I see anyone crying I am going to shoot them in the chest with a silver bullet and cut their left ring finger off (the cutting of the finger is more of my trademark thing I am trying to start and doesn't actually have anything to do with the killing of a werewolf).
posted by FIREPLACES | 11:46 AM
