Creating a religion in 40 seconds

The Church of Ginduism was created in 2005 by "Dr." David Hawkings Conway along with fellow Preachers of the Path;
William Conroy and Jonathan Sebastian Shea.


An introduction to Ginduism;

Welcome.

You are ready to begin your journey, or as we call it, the Santra Morteva.

Good luck.

First, hold your left hand, palm out, a few feet in front of your face.
Try and hold it as still as possible. Stare at your hand. This activity
is called Tantux Morvla. As you continue to stare at your hand, you will
notice aspects of it for the first time; tiny hairs between you knuckles,
wrinkles, maybe even a scar you can't remember creating. At this point
you may start to cry. This is perfectly naturally and it is actually the first
time you've really cried in your life. This moment is called the
Junstarvo.

You may put your hand down now. Junstarvo represents the gates
that lead to your Santra Morteva. If you feel ready to accept what lies
ahead, please continue.

Lay down on your back and place your right hand over your right eye.
This positioning is called Jada Contivum and it is how we can speak
to the other side, or as you will now know it; the Gindu.

The Gindu will guide you on your Santra Morteva.

You will feel a slight tingle in your back. This is something
called a Mije, or a "drifting towards the Gindu." Allow this
sensation to take over your body.

If you do not feel confident enought to continue on your Santra
Morteva, you may stand up and resume your life.

If you are still willing to travel, now put your left hand
over your left eye so that both eyes are completely covered.
This positioning is called the Jada Doctu and it is the means
by which the Gindu can enter our body.

Around this time, the most important single moment in your
life will take place. The Gindu will enter your body and you
will now be guided by their beliefs and ideals. You are no
longer what you were, you are something more. Something
complete.

When your body expires, you will be set in the Jada Doctu postion
and the Gindu will leave you. It is then that your Santra
Morteva is completed.