ALIEN MAGIC

Last Christmas my family was having a pretty heated discussion about magic; what is the best trick you've ever seen, whose the greatest magician of all time...etc etc.

My uncle, who had lost both his baby toes a few months before and had to move around with the aid of a walker and an adult diaper (unrelated), chimed in with some interesting facts.

"Human magic is a joke. It's simple and with a little training, any monkey could do it.
If you wanna see real magic, I am talking about REAL MAGIC, you need to check out alien magic"

We were all confused and asked him what A.L.I.E.N. stood for. Was it a style we were all unfamiliar with?

"No. I am talking about literally magic produced and performed by aliens"

We laughed...but he didn't.

"Do you want some examples of recent alien magic?!" And at that point he just picked the turkey up from the dinner table and tossed it on the ground.
"Do you believe that?" He proudly boasted.